Gay Myth Debunked: The Majority Of Gays Are Not...

...Clean :(

When I was growing up I always thought gay people were really clean, neat and organized people. My parents and Will ( from Will And Grace) informed me of this myth at an early age. When I myself discovered I was gay at the tender age of 16 I was extremely happy to know that I would be headed into a social world full of only clean/neat people. I quickly learned though that all my premonitions of gay people were wrong; WHAT!? To my shock and absolute astonishment I've found that the majority of gays are not clean at all, in fact many are outright filthy! Having been in the houses of many gay men (because I'm a building inspector of course) I have seen the horror with my own eyes.

The absolute worst case of uncleanliness
that I encountered was in the winter of 2009 when visiting a friend for a pre-game. Naturally, you think someone might tidy up a bit before a pre-game, right? Well let me tell you, not only did they not tidy up but I felt like I just stepped into an episode of Hoarders! I was seriously looking around for the cameras. Sadly, there were no cameras and it was not an episode of Hoarders but rather the sad truth once again thrown in my face; gays are just not clean.

Next time you're with an unclean gay friend or in an unclean apartment, remind them that uncleanliness on the outside is seen as uncleanliness on the inside. What does that mean? If they're  not taking care of their surrounding areas, they're probably not taking care of themselves. GET CLEAN!